Tonight we are celebrating, because after decades of never winning anything, I just found out I am the proud owner of a priceless raffle item – a size 22 basketball sneaker, autographed by Shaquille O’Neal.
Back to college angst tomorrow.
The Neurotic Parent
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And when CJ gets into college, will you be drinking champagne out of Shaq’s shoe?
He’ll be wearing Shaq’s shoe because you will have used up all your money on tuition. We have one! Which foot?
That’s an incredible accomplishment. You should be very proud.
The NPI recommends that you somehow use the gigantic shoe to create a sustainable biosphere.