QUOTES FROM THE COLLEGE TOUR CROWD:
“NYU tour is full.”
“Fordham tour is full.”
“Three hundred people on the Tufts tour.”
“Saw MC (high school friend)- He says Harvard is EASY compared to high school.”
“Autocorrect changes ‘Harvard’ to ‘Barbara’ on iPhone.”
“Mom, you were supposed to stay on the 95!”
QUOTES FROM PARENTS ABOUT COLLEGE LIFE
“My son goes to the #2 school for hot girls and the #4 school for food.”
“Physics at Yale is HARD – Our daughter got the first B of her life.”
“The arts are back: STEAM is the new STEM.” (this from the head of PR at a major rocket science corporation).
“Our daughter’s BF comes from a bad gene pool.”
“Our son’s GF’s family has a private plane.”
QUOTES FROM KIDS ABOUT COLLEGE LIFE:
“I never got lower than an A- in high school. Now I’m thrilled with Bs. Science is hard in college.”
QUOTES ABOUT THE JOB MARKET:
“The daughter of a family in our building went to Princeton, but hasn’t found a job yet because her family doesn’t know anyone.”
Congrats to all who have been recently accepted at Brandeis, Emerson, Northeastern, Michigan, UCSB, Columbia Law, Duke Law, NYU Law, USC Law, UCLA Law, MIT, CalTech, Harvard, Berkeley, plus a Fulbright.
Full disclosure: Two rock star graduate-level students account for most of these acceptances. Expect some domino waitlist action.
90% of the seniors CJ’s fraternity have found jobs. When asked where, he reports “A lot at Morgan Stanley or JP Morgan. I can’t tell the difference.”
“Dancers are not great because of their talent…they are great because of their passion”