Abroad

Mr. NP and I have just returned from visiting CJ in Italy, where he is spending a semester studying Advanced Florentine Nightlife and Introduction to EasyJet Booking.  We shared memorable meals, scenic day trips and extraordinary sunsets with our suddenly-sophisticated son and his friends.  Then we had to return to the grind, leaving CJ to fend for himself.  Without us there, he will be forced to make complicated decisions on his own, like identifying which of the three shops on his corner has the best homemade ravioli and which train offers the most direct route to Cinque Terre. 

Upon our return, we discovered that although we had missed 12th Grade Orientation, GC was well adjusted to the demands of his senior year. He had filled out "the gold form," a list for his school of the colleges where he intends to apply.  He sought advice from his dean about one of his essays, and says it will take "fiteen minutes" to address her comments.  He attended two local info sessions, one at his school, and one at a hotel. 

He also briefly considered changing his intended major from International Altruisim to Entrepreneurism because the economy crashed again while we were gone and he thought he might need to make a lot of money before saving the world. 

Bottom line/Message to Neurotic Parents: Get yourself to a trattoria in Panzano.  Order a bottle of Chianti Classico and the duck ragu with parppadelle.  Turn off your Blackberry.  And let your high school senior fend for himself.

 

 

Rankings Are Up

U.S. News & World Reports, the "news" magazine that nobody reads for news, has just announced their college rankings for 2012.  Lots of ties.  Here are the top ten.  In case you want to apply to a #5 rated school, you'll have a very comprehensive selection. 

1. Harvard/Princeton

3. Yale

4. Columbia

5. Caltech/MIT/U of Chicago/Penn/Stanford

10. Duke

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/13/us-news-college-rankings-_n_958948.html#s359530&title=Harvard_University_Tied

Prayer for the September ACT

Here is a powerful, non-denominational prayer for those who wish to do well on the ACT Exam tomorrow.  This can be recited aloud in the car on the way to the exam, or silently between sections.

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On this occasion of my (first, second, third) sitting for the ACT exam, I beseech the Almighty ACT.org to look over me and protect me from mis-bubbling.  Grant me the strength to avoid the Passive Voice in my essay.  Give me the focus to figure out the equation for a parabola graphed in the standard (x,y) coordinate plan. and remember the rules of parallel structure.  May I stay awake throughout the Reading section, even if I get a passage about the Oligocene genera fauna at the beginning of the Miocene epoch.  Bless my #2 pencils and protect their points; let me be forever grateful that they are not #1s nor #3s.  Allow me the good fortune to be blessed with a proctor who does not clear his throat during the Science section.  Save me from realizing at 4:00 AM on the morning of the test that I have left my TI-83 Calculator in the trunk of a friend’s car.  O ACT Inc., provide me with the will to resist temptation if my classmates invite me to spend the night before the exam partying in a hot tub, as came to pass in an episode of Gossip Girl. (Kaplan 119:9, 16)

Via Maffia

As one of my sons struggles to come up with a killer topic for his Common App Personal Statement, the other is settling into his new apartment on Via Maffia in Florence, where he will spend his junior semester abroad. 

Yes, Mr. NP and I are planning a short visit, so I guess we are lucky.  But we are not nearly as blessed as CJ, who gets to sip aperitivos (legally) every night at sunset, jet off to weekend with friends in Copenhagen, and take a class (for credit) called Italian Villas. 

Something's wrong with this picture: I'm the one who loves strolls through cobblestoned piazzas, who appreciates art, who finds inspiration in scenic hilltowns. If CJ gets to live this life now, what will he have to look forward to, other than being able to identify obscure kinds of pasta? 

Update: Of course, we have not heard from CJ except to let us know that he landed safely.  But the neurotic mother of his roommate did text to say she received a long email from her son to let her know that despite the street name, the boys love their apartment and that they're busy with orientaion and exploring Florence nightlife.  She also let me know that they spotted some authentic Banksy graffitti on a church wall in the Centro Storico.

Yes, my son is has finally learned to spot and appreciate art.  Perhaps at some point he''ll notice the Michaelangos and Botticellis as well.

 

24/7 Application Bootcamp/A New and Improved Country of Residence

Rising seniordom means rising anxiety.  Just heard three angst-laden stories from good sources:

1)  A rising senior flew 3,000 miles to spend a week living at a Vermont college counselor's home.  She returned with completed drafts of her Common App, Personal Statement and Supplemental Essays.

2) A rising senior's SAT tutor has moved into her guest house.

3) A concerned dad with business interests in Bangladesh is considering establishing residency there to increase his daughter's college chances.  (The caveat: He wants her to live there for a month before she attends her alumni interviews, so she will sound knowledgeable about Bangladeshi culture.)