Tales From an East Coast College Tour

Just received this report from a reader:

Setting: Columbia University Info Session


Chipper Admissions Dean:  What makes a school an Ivy League school? What do we all have in common?

 Eager Student:  I know.  I know.  None of you give out any merit scholarships.

 Chipper Admissions Dean (clearing throat): All of our admitted students have merit; therefore we only give out money based on financial need. The correct answer is football.



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