Here’s the Trailer

Will let you know when “the making of” is posted.  BTW, the very cool actress told us she was lucky to get her older child (3.5) into a preschool in Pasadena whose philosophy is “non-violent parenting,” presumably unlike the outdated violent parenting we all practiced in the ’90s.  The core of the movement is no timeouts, no bribes and no punishment (which our generation euphemistically called “consequences”).  Hope these compassionately parented kids will be able to handle the brutalities of the college admissions process.

 

Colleges are Human too – Vassar Edition

This NYT piece discusses a bizarre deja vu-ish admissions disaster that occured a few years ago at UC San Diego.  Apparently, the Vassar admissions people were "testing" their Early Decision II acceptance page and posted it the online accounts of 76 kids whom they meant to deny.

After receiving the temporary good news, the applicants were sent a message citing a “system error" and an apology for the mistake.  Sweatshirts, mugs and champagne had been purchased for naught, and the acceptees' elation soon turned into depression.  One girl, whose intent was to study computer science, was grateful for the karma of the event, though, and recognized the error as a blessing in disguise. 

“I want to major in computer science,” she's quoted as saying in an email, “and Vassar doesn’t even know how to use a computer on the biggest day of our lives.”

The Neurotic Parent Institute has organized an emergency task force to assist the parents of the 76 students affected by the Vassar error.  We will be offering ongoing therapy, as well as hand-holding for dealing with Vassar customer service agents (should you be polite or threaten to sue?).  We fully expect Vassar to generously offer a consolation package to the wronged studentes, including certificates for attendance at an Environmental Science lecture, lunch at Sbarro and a coupon redeemable for a shotglass at the bookstore.

nytimes.com

 

Turn Defer into Prefer with the right emails

Deferred from your top choice school?  Here's the latest from the NYT, although I don't recommend reading it if you attend a top prep schol in the east…or the west…or anywhere else in the country.  Here's a quote:

So in certain precincts of Manhattan, parents of those who were deferred or rejected in December have been swapping stories ever since about the seemingly perfect senior at the Spence School who did not make the cut (“If not her, who?” lamented one parent) and the six Brearley School girls who were deferred from Yale (“I thought Yale loved Brearley,” cried another, pointing out that 20 Brearley graduates have gone to Yale in the last five years, more than any other university).

What to do if you're deferred?  According to the latest newsletter from Application Boot Camp, you might have a greater chance of eventually getting in this year because the new trend is to reject unqualified applicants outright.  But you can't just sit around. You need to get good grades, collect additional recommendation letters and engage in a full-fledged self-promotion campaign.  Here's what they advise:

Write a letter reaffirming that the college is still your first choice, send an extra letter of recommendation, make sure your grades go up and send updates about what you are doing in school.  The only deferred kids who end up being accepted are those who make themselves into polite pests.

More specifically, by the middle of February, draw up a one-page letter reaffirming your interest in the college, and then submit a bullet-point list of all the earth-shattering news/awards that you have won. 

Having trouble figuring out what to write?  Are you just a normal kid with few, if any, earthshattering news/awards?  No worries.  The Neurotic Parent Institute has come up with several adaptable templates, which we will share with you free of charge:

"The knitting club I founded has now produced sweaters for an entire colony of freezing penguins in Antarctica.  I have won a Golden Needle award for my efforts."

"I am proud to let you know that I am now shadowing an ENT at Cedars Sinai Hospital, and I have just assisted in my first septoplasty (repair of a deviated septum)."

"Since my deferral, I have composed a series of trombone concertos, one of which will be perfomed this season by the Cleveland Symphony."

"During spring break I plan to travel to Chinle, AZ, where I have organized an Intertribal, multigenerational pow wow.  I have received an advance to write a book of poetry about the event, tentatively titled "Meditations of Harmony and Wonder," and I intend to donate the profits to Habitat for Humanity."

and, finally:

"My grades, unfortunately, have not improved, and the only award I have won was 'Customer of the Month' at the Verizon store, after losing or damaging seven iPhones in a three-week period.  But I thought it would be of interest that my grandma's foundation plans to finance a state-of-the-art neuroscience lab at the university that I ultimately attend."

Neurotic Resolutions

1. Meditate, Zumba, Detox…anything to keep my mind off the scholarships at the schools GC turned down.

2. Do not allow myself with 100 meters of Bed, Bath and Beyond.  Send my son to college with ratty sheets from home – he'll never notice

3.  Look into volunteer opportunities for worthier causes than committees at my kids' schools.

4. Figure out how to hack Naviance to find out real statistics; charge for this service.

5.  Throw out seven years' worth of college brochures.

6.  Donate SAT prep books to neighborhood preschool.

7. Buy a small farm near GC's college town.

8. Read books instead of lurking on accepted students' page of GC's new university.

9. Translate this blog into Mandarin and Hindi – charge a hefty subscription fee.

10. Upload twenty years of childhood videos and photos.  Prepare for a melancoly life as a teary empty nester.